Ikhide R. Ikheloa writes non-stop on various online media. Besides his blog at
www.xokigbo.com, he has a weekly column in the  Daily Times of Nigeria where he holds forth and offers unsolicited opinions on  any and everything. He ran a weekly column in the Next newspapers for three  years until it was shut down. Ikheloa is notorious for having strong opinions  about the literature of Africa. He refuses to write a book because he stubbornly  insists that the book is dying a long slow death.

Every African thinker should find a copy of  Binyavanga Wainaina’s new book, One Day I Will Write about This Place
and read it carefully from front to back. Scratch “African,” every thinker  should read this enigmatic book by one of the most enigmatic thinkers I have  never met. Wainaina entertains and educates with his brilliance and lunacy as  displayed in the many exhilarating chapters of this unusual memoir. One is  reminded repeatedly that there’s no fine line between brilliance and lunacy;  Wainaina is a brilliant lunatic. Let me just say that he has written the memoir  that many writers are too chicken to write. This memoir is a delightful and  important coming of age book that describes Wainaina’s world (and our world)
with riotous clarity and shimmering brilliance. Wainaina pulls no punches, he  lays it all out there, self-absorbed warts and all. Indeed there are several  issues in this book that would make for robust all-night drunken debates. It is  a good thing. Who is Binyavanga Wainaina, you ask? It is now a cliché to say  that in 2005 Wainaina wrote the half tongue-in-cheek, angry essay How to Write about Africa– a seminal piece that  confronted the complicated relationship between the West and what is or what  should be African literature. In that essay he famously wrote this about the  West’s expectations of an African story, “Among your characters you must always  include The Starving African, who wanders the refugee camp nearly naked, and
waits for the benevolence of the West. Her children have flies on their eyelids  and pot bellies, and her breasts are flat and empty. She must look utterly  helpless. She can have no past, no history; such diversions ruin the dramatic  moment.”


The West and the African  Writer: Wainaina’s new book robustly continues the conversation that he  started with his essay in 2005. It is a long convoluted story though, the West  and African literature. The relationship between African writers and the West  has been complicated and immensely frustrating. The Western hand that gives to  African writers is the same hand that holds its nose to Africa’s real and, some  would say, imagined filth. It is well documented that the West has always been
fascinated by the real and alleged mystery of Africa, that other planet. This  fascination and the stories it has bred are documented in the travelogues,  essays and novels of Western travelers and others like VS Naipaul and Dinesh  D’Souza. Wainaina is following in the footsteps of Chinua Achebe who looked  Joseph Conrad’s spirit in the eye and called him a thorough-going racist in the  essay An  Image of Africa: Racism in Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness.” The  writer Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie also lamented this phenomenon by deriding it in  a 2009 TED speech, The Danger of the Single Story. And so there is a  gathering body of work massed like furious clouds that question the intentions  of Western writers and readers who appear to be stirred only by stereotypical  stories of Africa, their war torn needy angry place of issues-laden starving  peasants who do cute things.

Well, it is complicated. When one studies the  works of contemporary African writers as measured against the works of those
before them, there appears to be a wide gulf in terms of attitude and focus.  Today, crumbling walls and globalization have ironically fueled a self-serving  market of literature that mostly serves the West and the African writer, Africa  and Africans be damned. The question that comes to mind is this: When did we  stop telling our stories; and when did we start selling our stories to the  other? Many contemporary writers including those who are crying foul at  unflattering depictions of Africa and Africans by the West are just as complicit  in the ongoing distortion of our history as I suggested in 2007 in the essay The Balance of our Stories.  That essay was  largely influenced by my reading of contemporary writers and Chinua Achebe’s
epic essay, Today, the Balance of Stories in his book Home and Exile. The new globalization seems to have brought the worst out of many of  our contemporary traditional writers. I say “traditional” because the world  still relies on their books as the sole yardstick for how our stories are told.  It is true that the book is really the only benchmark we and the West use. But
let me propose that there are great stories on the Internet written by new  African writers that are being ignored because they do not breathe between book  covers. These are awesome stories written by exciting thinkers who are not that  needy, or under a certain pressure to produce tales rich with a single story. My  point is that there is enough blame to go around. Our writers and thinkers must  emulate the behavior that they seek in others. In an essay, In Search of the African Writer, I made the case  that the search for the authentic African writer is on in full force –  unfortunately by the wrong hunters.

He Who Pays the Piper

The West  does deserve credit for rescuing most of Africa’s gifted writers and artists  from the despair, devastation and abuse that was previously their lot in Africa.  We would not have a Nobel Laureate in Wole Soyinka today if he had been allowed  to be broken by military goons. Achebe would be dead in record time if he  stepped into Africa without the generous medical and material resources at his  disposal in the West. There is a long list of African writers rescued like  abused puppies by the West, and Wainaina is just one of them.  The plain truth  is that Africa is witnessing a renaissance in literature and the arts thanks to  the robust patronage of the West. All the prizes of stature are Western or  funded by the West. They are prestigious prizes and highly sought after as they  should be. However, there is the unfortunate perception, perhaps reality, that  any African writer who wishes to have stature and prestige must be published in  the West or win Western prizes and grants. It helps that the awards are  meticulously organized and the publishing houses produce books of incredibly  high quality no matter how mediocre the writer’s thoughts are. The patronage  appears to come with a heavy price that Africa can ill afford to pay: Many  writers appear to be writing to the test of the expectations of these prizes. I  expressed my concerns in 2011 in two essays, The 2011 Caine Prize: How Not to Write about  Africa and The Caine Prize and Unintended Consequences.
There is a disturbing trend in African literature: Africa’s history and  literature are being grossly distorted and unduly influenced by the self-serving  narrative-for-rent hawked by a minority contingent of African writers. Using  their access to good publishers, their mediocre thoughts hide behind pretty  covers to assault Africa’s sensibilities. It sells. Wainaina’s book brings to  full convergence the anxieties and tensions around the tortured relationship  between the West and African writers. On the one hand, Wainaina acknowledges  openly and graciously in that book that it was published thanks to generous
funding from a long list of Western donors and corporations like the Minnesota  State Arts Board, the National Endowment for the Arts, Target stores, Wells  Fargo, the College of St Benedict’s. On the other hand, Wainaina is almost  contemptuous of the interventions of the West in his fortunes; sometimes he  gives the impression that he suffers from a culture of entitlement. Indeed if I  was to offer any criticism of this lush narrative it is that Wainaina’s analysis  conveniently excludes the role of the African writer in fomenting (for profit)  the stereotyping of Africa in the enthusiastic hawking of the single story.

 Here is Wainaina describing how he got invited  to the Caine Prize ceremony in which he was the winner: “Dear Caine Prize
Shortlisted Guy, called Binya… vanga. Do you want to come to England, and have  dinner in the House of Lords, and do readings, and go to the Bodleian Library  for a dinner of many courses, with wine, and all of London’s literati? At this  dinner, you will find out if Baroness Somebody Important will give you fifteen  thousand dollars in cash, and even if she doesn’t, you should come because being  shortlisted and having dinner at the House of Lords and such is like a big deal,  a really big deal. Will you come? Oh yes. I go. I win the Caine Prize, and cry,  bad snotty tears, and come back with some money. A group of writers and I start  a magazine, called Kwani?—which means so what?” (p. 189). Wainaina’s engagement  with his patrons in this book comes across as rude, there is a cloying sense of  entitlement; the smirk for once comes across as contrived, just like a few of  the stories that have won the Caine prize. There have been seething ripples of  discontent from the West. The book has justifiably received favorable reviews;  however the Economist has led the pack in skewering Wainaina here with mean bear claws: “Too many African  writers are co-opted by the American creative-writing scene only to be reduced
by prevailing navel-gazing. Separately, much of the African writing culture that  remains on the continent, including Kwani?, is propped up with cash from the  Western donors that African writers purport to excoriate.”  The Economist is  irritated by this uppity Kenyan who dares to bite the dainty fingers that he  routinely feeds from whenever he is hungry. The piper seeks to dictate the tune.  I expressed my sentiments regarding the Economist’s review of Wainaina’s memoir  in a July 2011 essay, The Empire Talks Back.

The  World According to Wainaina

So what does Wainaina have  to say in his memoir? It is typically Wainainaesque – an in-your-face take me as
I wish to present me attitude. He is very open about his tortured relationship  with the West. He takes their money – and he tortures them. There is a sense of  entitlement here that on the surface is galling but then we must have a  conversation about how and why things are the way they are. The Economist does  not; the magazine shows neither empathy nor compassion.  We really need  indigenous arts critics to give substance to our stories. The bottom line is  that Wainaina has written an incredibly important book that is in danger of  being consigned to the dung heap of books to be mulched simply because Western  patrons do not like what he has to say. That is not right. We should also have a  conversation about the evolving role of the book as a medium of expression in an  increasingly digital world.  Wainaina makes it very clear at the beginning of  the book that several portions of the book have been previously published  including a travel story, the genesis of this book, published as far back as  1997. Several of the chapters are reformulated versions of pieces that have  appeared in various analog and digital publications, some freely available on  the Internet; a point which a number of critics have made about the book. 

Technology fans the sense of urgency for the thinker to share. Whereas a few  decades ago the book was the sole medium for sharing and archival, today it is  becoming more and more one for archival and not a very good one at that. The  issues that Wainaina addresses in the book had a sense of immediacy and he was  astute enough to use the Internet to disseminate his ideas. I have no problem  with that. It helps that he was able to collate them together in a coherent  (well, not always) and thrilling memoir. Saying that it is a collection of old  stories misses the point of the struggle between the old and the new. This is  not the same as repackaging and recycling material from previous books.

What is there to love about the book? There is  brilliance and hyper-energy in abundance. There is darkness told with startling
clarity and casualness. All of this is delivered with vivid, scintillating prose  poetry. With an imagination on steroids, sometimes with a bit of magic realism  thrown in, Wainaina weaves an affecting loving tale of a warm childhood in a  middle class home in Africa. It is not contrived. It is very true. And it  happened in Africa. What a concept. Wainaina’s world is always exploding into a  thousand pieces and rearranging themselves again into new masquerade-forms. The  book is filled with deep insights. Steeped in the oral tradition of his  ancestors the book as a medium of expression struggled to contain his genius and  his demons. This memoir showcases a mighty dream smashed in the sun into a  thousand nightmare-pieces; your mama’s favorite china broken by your fumbling  hands. Except that there is a higher clown in charge of the drunken tremor of  your hands. For young Wainaina the world is a dazzling dizzy delightful  frustrating puzzle. He pulls few punches. If he wants to masturbate, he says so,  if he wants to shit, he says so. He doesn’t sugar coat it with over editing.  This is a story told with a fierce muscular, feverish, almost malarial urgency.  You must read this book, it is hard to explain.

 Anxieties, Rage and the Mimicry 

The book holds loosely connected stories, but it works; it is like flipping  furiously through a dark mind of many issues. Wainaina has class issues and he  is haunted by his academic performance. Wainaina is an outlier; Africa does not
support outliers. He exposes the mimicry from hell that Africa has become;  everything is measured against a white Western standard. He lets it all hang out  – all his issues.  He hints at significant health issues that were perhaps  compounded by a hard drinking hard charging life. It is also a conversation  about the notion of exile in the age of Facebook. There is delightful nonsense  about marbles, almost childlike in its brilliance: “The world you see undulates  with many parallel troughs—a million mental alleys. Every new day, you throw  your marbles out of your mind and let your feet and arms and shoulders follow,
and soon some marbles nestle loudly into the grooves and run along with  authority and precision, directed by you, with increasing boldness. Each marble  is a whole little round version of you. Like the suns.”(p 10) In turns hilarious  and tragic, Wainaina charts the confusion-babel of a million clashing cultures,  “You will all sit stunned and watch as your nation—which has broadband and a  well-ironed army and a brand-new private school that looks exactly like Hogwarts  castle in Harry Potter—is taken over by young men with sharpened machetes and  poisoned bows and arrows. As you sit in your living rooms, they will take over  your main highway, pull people out of cars and cut their heads off. In Nairobi,  they will lift up your railway, the original spine, and start to dismantle it.”  (p 245)

Wainaina’s book reminds me of a youth and  childhood spent reading voraciously. You applaud when you read stuff like this:
“The wind swoops down, God breathes, and across the lake a million flamingos  rise, the edges of Lake Nakuru lift, like pink skirts swollen by petticoats, now  showing bits of blue panties, and God gasps, the skirts blow higher, the whole  lake is blue and the sky is full of circling flamingos.” (p 30) Wainana is most  adorable as a twelve-year old approaching teenage hood looking for other boys  all over the world in books. It is perhaps a good thing that the military still  kept the Internet a dark spirit from Wainaina; we would have lost him. He is all  over the place physically and many times he forgets where he is as he is texting  the world manically. This globalization will bring out the beast in us,  apologies Fela. Sometimes he comes across as a black expatriate among the  African countries he visits (thanks to Western grants!). He is fascinated by the  contents of an open-air bra stall and he goes haywire ruminating on the various  types – and uses of bras. It is amusing, the amount of energy he expends on  this. Wainana shows us how the savagery of destitution diminishes all of  humanity – one poor person at a time. “But the money ran out, and only the first  phase of the school was completed. When it rains we are overwhelmed with mud. 

Our toilets block and spill over every week. The showers have collapsed. There  are strange animals breeding in unfinished dorms. Many classrooms have no  windows.”  (p. 80).  In narrating the near nightmare that was his youth,  Wainaina stubbornly tells his story. This is an angry book, delicious angry, a  most unusual book, one that gives the middle finger to the tyranny of  convention. No wonder the owners of orthodoxy are royally teed. It is touching,  how he documents his otherness, the uniqueness that others judge as frailties.  He has a gift for seeing profundity in the banal. He has been to magical strange
places where the skies rain baby pink flamingos. This is who we are. Live with  it, world. His descriptions of how systems, structures, cultures decay in Kenya  are exquisite. It is a world where children of the dispossessed become nannies
to the children of the haves. It is a war out there- for children. Servants make  love and live in rooms that were once stables for horses. This is not who we  once were. Listening to him, colonialism destroyed Kenya pretty much – and all  of Black Africa. We should be angry, the book howls. You read Wainaina’s book  and you want to wrap your arm around him and go WTF happened to you, man?

Cynicism, exile and loss

In  Wainaina’s world, caricatures are in abundance, they go well with the vat of  cynicism about the human condition. Racism is just one of many strands of  prejudice, bigotry and plain hate that the book unravels; there is also the  locust invasion of the new church and the new music. He leads us by the hand to  be living witnesses to the yearning for an imagined desired humanity. It is  comical and tragic in its “we eat ice cream” mimicry: “You would not believe  that not five hundred meters from here are roads and shops, and skyscrapers and  cool restaurants that are playing the music of noiseless elevators, and serving  the food of quiet electric mixers and plastic fridge containers. Burgers and  Coke. Pizza.” (p 77) Wainaina’s memoir is for me the most contemporary analysis  of the notion – and reality of exile. Wainaina pulls this off brilliantly even  though he mentions the word exile only three times in the book, and not in  reference to his own condition. Kenya and America are two main characters in the  book, with Africa in the background, breathing colorful societies, people and  issues. In the process Wainana offers one of the best descriptions of Lagos I  have ever read: “We drive into Lagos Island. And the city changes: thirty-story  warrens, and caves, and leaning, cramped buildings clawing for space, and  everywhere people: crisp and ironed in tailored clothes in all colors all  speeding toward the stationary bicycle future… you can see them, like weaver  birds, goods laid up below the bridge, climbing up. I am waiting to see somebody  claw up the side of the expressway, shouting a sales pitch jubilantly, arm  raised high and laughing as blood drips down his nails.” (p. 203) Wainaina’s  book makes the poignant point that exile is a spiritual thing; the absence of  walls does not make it go away. Brilliant.

 Wainaina’s cynical eyes sometimes train on  Africa with devastating accuracy. Fascinating is the cynicism, the
superciliousness, and sometimes the sense of entitlement. Why is this so? A  snarling parochialism overcomes him towards the end of the book. Kenya is on his  mind a lot. Kenya never leaves him even though it is clear he has left Kenya.
Desiccated opinions are let out to dry in the halls of mean opinions in the  hopeless hope that they will become fresh again. The new exile does that to you.  It is not a perfect book. For one thing, the editing was not the greatest and I  found the research sloppy.  In truth, the poor editing makes it an uneven book  in quality. Because Wainaina does not provide sources for his analyses, some of  the stories have the feel of opinionated anecdotes. He should have provided the  sources for his research. Opinions and observations, virtually all cynical  become substitutes for substantive informative analysis. To be fair, Wainaina’s  attitude as overbearing as it is sometimes, provides ample room for debate,  unfortunately mostly the bar room type that ends in brawls, broken bottles,  broken heads and broken egos. Wainaina’s cynical eye is on overdrive and towards
the end of the book it gets old. Wainaina is not the same person that started  the book. In adulthood he becomes jaded and angry. He looks at Africa no longer  with childlike wonder and joy but with despair. He immerses himself in a culture  of despair from which he never returns. But then for many of us Africans caught  in the new dispensation, Wainaina is us. We recoil only because the ugliness we  see in the mirror is us. I salute Wainaina for jamming his mirror to my  narcissistic face. I did not like everything I saw, but I needed to see it. The  Economist is right on one point: We need to be also proactive and prospective, not merely wallow in the despair of our condition. In the end however, we must  ask ourselves the questions: So what? What does this all mean? What next? It is  not enough to describe what is, we must vision a desired state and work actively  towards actualizing it. We seem to be long on prose and poetry and assigning  blame to the other. We are woefully short on accepting any responsibility for  our own glaring shortcomings. That is the real tragedy of our condition as
Africans. For too long it has been chic to neglect our issues and engage the  West from a position of profound weakness. Fine prose never won battles,  especially when the war is unnecessary. We should stop writing about this place  called Africa and do something about her mess. For once.

 Related referenced links

 Binyavanga Wainaina: How to Write about Africa

 Chinua Achebe: An Image of Africa: Racism in Conrad’s “Heart of  Darkness.”


Chimamanda Adichie 2009 TED speech: The danger of the single story.

 Ikhide R. Ikheloa: The Balance of our Stories.

 Ikhide R. Ikheloa: In Search of the African Writer

 Ikhide R. Ikheloa: The 2011 Caine Prize: How Not to Write about Africa

 Ikhide R. Ikheloa: The Caine Prize and Unintended Consequences.

 The Economist: Memoir of Kenya: Look ahead, not back. Binyavanga Wainaina
remembers

 Ikhide R. Ikheloa: The Empire Talks Back.